A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

(via seveneaglestar)

(Source: poodlefuzz, via ctron164)

ellendegeneres:

Whose pick-up line is better? 

(via babycakesbriauna)

padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

(Source: sizvideos, via babycakesbriauna)

earthmother29:

eaudrey35:

hallease:

dynastylnoire:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

Things Are About To Go To Hell Again in Ferguson: Working to confirm the information above. When I get confirmation, I will give it. No matter what, please stay safe in Ferguson this week, especially tomorrow. [Source]

OMG

If this is true…

If this is true. It’s disgusting. They.have 6-10 eye witness never called testify n front of the grand jury. Autopsy 3 of them never entered into evidence a governor mayor prosecutor who didn’t even try and let Darren Wilson testify first. No government officials n Ferguson wanted justice.

Something needs to be done The new attorney general needs to step in, why isnt the federal gov stepping in?Obviously the gov mayor and chief of popo have made sure this guy will not be going to prison.so next step could be petition to the white house.There has to be a way to pressure them to try this suckbucket. Like it was done for George Zimmerman

earthmother29:

eaudrey35:

hallease:

dynastylnoire:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

Things Are About To Go To Hell Again in Ferguson: Working to confirm the information above. When I get confirmation, I will give it. No matter what, please stay safe in Ferguson this week, especially tomorrow. [Source]

OMG

If this is true…

If this is true. It’s disgusting. They.have 6-10 eye witness never called testify n front of the grand jury. Autopsy 3 of them never entered into evidence a governor mayor prosecutor who didn’t even try and let Darren Wilson testify first. No government officials n Ferguson wanted justice.

Something needs to be done The new attorney general needs to step in, why isnt the federal gov stepping in?Obviously the gov mayor and chief of popo have made sure this guy will not be going to prison.so next step could be petition to the white house.There has to be a way to pressure them to try this suckbucket. Like it was done for George Zimmerman

(via sale-aholic)

leightimtam:

dommibear:

sugarspicenotallnice:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

IS WONDER WOMAN TELLING HER TO GO STAB THOSE BOYS AND PROBABLY KILL THEM

Yes

G

GOOD

(Source: spoopytodd, via mrs-lovetts-tea-shop)

Oct. 21 6:45 pm

rickywastingtime:

vivabandida:

Be fearless and stay on your grind. Be legendary! (at ✨👑👑✨)

Diosas Latinas. 

rickywastingtime:

vivabandida:

Be fearless and stay on your grind. Be legendary! (at ✨👑👑✨)

Diosas Latinas. 

(via i-lie-here-charmed)

"Something my father taught me. It’s meant to harden your knuckles so you don’t break them if you get into a fight. It also has the added benefit of knocking on wood. My father believed that success is a mixture of preparation and luck. Tapping the table kills both birds with one stone."

(Source: jakeperalta)